What the hell is this?! I’ll be the first to admit that I’m no electronica connosieur but the German quartet Jeans Team have even to my virgin ears unleashed a brilliantly simplistic four-track remix single entitled “Keine Melodien”. It features, in essence, the words “ein, zwei, drei, fier!” repeated over and over again against pulsing synthesiser sounds and thick drum beat loops. On the Peaches remix of the song, we get some thick bass-and-guitar loops backing up sweetly spoken “ein, zwei drei, fier!”, this time by Peaches vocalist (ah, love the poorly pronounced Deutsch!). Hypnotic Johannes Heil remix rocks off into the Amiga-synthesque final “Op. Bastards” remix. Beautiful electronic pulsation; absolutely ‘go crazy’.

Undoubtedly great for moving the dancefloor on slow nights at the club, this short-player is equally suited for home listening when you’re doing other things and want some music in the background, or just plain chilling out. Warning: may have hypnotising effect.

Year Released: 2000
Label: Kitty-Yo
Related Link: Jeans Team Official Site
Date Reviewed: 2003-12-23
Author: Andreas